Conversations with Ethan

When he's in a lovey mood:
"Mama, can you cuddle me?"
"Mama, I wub you SOOOOO much"
"Mama, You so preeety"

When he's in a bad mood:
"Mommy, I am going to throw you in the garbage and the garbage man will take you away!"

Random conversations:
(in the baby monitor I hear Ethan's voice)
"MOMMY I HAVE TO GO POTTY RIGHT NOW!"
I run upstairs and say, "Ethan you can just go, you don't have to wait for me!"
Ethan: "But Mommy, I like pooping with you."

Me: "ETHAN! It's not nice to lick people!"
Ethan: "You taste like chocolate." (???? LOL)

(Joel screaming and throwing tantrums)
Ethan: "Can we send that boy to work with Daddy?"